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The One Where Ross and Rachel Don't End Up Together

Emily Sperber

Lobsters don't mate for life so                            You're not my lobster,
you're something more                                        hanging on like a barnacle
like a penguin or a seahorse.                               who knows nothing of romance.
Let's go back to the beach,                                   Trying to recreate what we once had,
fall asleep listening to the ebb and flow              the give and take,
watching people try to keep sand together,         you have to understand that
castles come out of grains,                                  eventually it falls apart.
and they'll build them again tomorrow.              Tomorrow I have to stay on the plane
Let's forget about yesterday                                with all your ex-wives and
thinking I loved them.                                         these ideas that you were different.
I have a beautiful imagination                             You should love me for that,
(but I couldn't dream up)                                     that night in the planetarium
my high school dream girl and                            I was still that girl to you
the girl that could be a paleontologist's wife.      but I could feel in my bones
This was not everything,                                      that there was another time for us,
us living in the suburbs not                                  you just as my friend's brother
sipping coffee on the same old couches               in the same old coffeehouse.
where I didn't plan on dying                                 Dare I say
with all of our F•R•I•E•N•D•S.                            this is it for us.
On to bigger and better things,                             We'll always have our happy accident
making happy on-purposes                                   now in a new place.
we can call our home.                                           I'm taking her to Paris.
I don't have to worry about my heart                    There are promises worth

                                                             breaking.

Emily Sperber is a poet and short story writer working as a bookseller in Seattle. Some of her work has been featured in Miniskirt Magazine, Hobart, Rattle, and Owl Canyon Hackathon anthologies.

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